Flybe to the moon, or at least around Europe
You certainly know that Flybe is one of the cheapest airlines in this part of the world, and some of their prices are shockingly low: Fly Flybe from only £18.99! The Flybe 8.5M Seat New Years Sale now on!
Here’s a deal from Southampton to Paris for under £30. How does Flybe do it? From Cardiff you can fly to Paris for under £35! I’ve never flown Flybe, but prices this low make me wonder if this is some kind of alien-run human reprogramming experiment where people are lured by cheap flights and then end up on an operating table on a spacecraft for the week instead. They could potentially implant a chip like in Total Recall so the travelers think they were in Paris for the whole week even though they never made it.
The travel business is filled with conspiracy theories like that, because some people refuse to believe that airlines can offer such great bargains. I won’t try to convince you one way or the other on this topic, but I would like to quiz a few people about the sights of Paris to see if they’ve actually been there or not. Quick, in which district of Paris is the Trevi Fountain? Hmmmm…nicely played, “traveler.”
