The fine people at Travel Horizon UK are looking out for us this winter with this great sale: Up to 50% off, and get your money back if there is no snow!
This is a pretty controversial offer, but something tells me it only counts for destinations that are nearly permanent glaciers. Still, it takes the risk out of booking a ski holiday, especially for those of us who don’t want to give up our beloved Range Rovers.
Aside from the possible loss of these Alpine ski trips, I see more upside to global warming than downside. Imagine how much you’d save on clothing if all you had to buy were short pants and sandals? Eventually we could switch to loincloths for the men and sexy bikinis for the women. It’s possible that I’m not thinking this all the way through, but if girls had to dress like Sarah Whatmore in her ‘When I Lost You’ video, I think the world might be a better place. Check it out on Youtube and judge for yourself.
But as long as we have actual winters like this, we might as well go skiing in the French Alps while we can. It’s up to 50% off, after all!
